Everybody has their opinions about Kerala’s governance, but Yogi Adityanath‘s opinions made many of us stop and take notice. According to Yogi Adityanath, the fictional Yogiverse would be threatened if the Kerala model is followed there. Here’s why we agree:
Yogiverse helps the rich get richer and the poor get wiped off records. Since the poor don’t make it into surveys, a census by default shows an extremely prosperous society. Like duh! Being one of the largest states in India, they sure know how to make both the wallets of the wealthy and the lives of the poor and marginalised get heavier.
In 2021, admins of the Yogiverse taught us how to stop relying on Oxygen tanks and intake infiltrated devotion and toxic patriotism as the new Oxygen. Imagine the money they saved by simply denying every medical invention in a breath!
True Thanos followers
Population explosion is no joke unless contributed to by the Brahmin community. Yogiverse found the perfect stones that could keep it all in check – economic stagnation, drowning poverty, death tolls, sickening life standards, and medieval bigotry. With all of these stones and a snap, the Yogiverse doesn’t even have to compete with other states to be first in terms of keeping their population in check, They do so physically, economically, emotionally, morally, and every other-ly. Marvel, take notes.
The Yogiverse has sustained its position at the bottom half of every developmental goal list. It’s almost like the Yogiverse lives at the bottom of the list! I guess it is safe to say that sustaining their position is not just a goal but a way of life.
Humans, as well as cows, rest here, enjoying a peaceful life. Trust me they do, somewhere between Janraksha Yathras and Gouraksha Yathras. Yogiverse ministers are staunch believers of cows being just another high-maintenance plant. Cows were almost awarded the status of being a national animal and were appointed to replace Oxygen tanks. Goals, honestly.
So despite the shots fired by Pinarayi Vijayan and other ministers, the Yogiverse does stand to lose a lot if it follows the Kerala model. Because they take universal suff(e)rage in a very literal sense, and that’s understandable because what even is literacy in the Yogiverse?