Just Malayali Things Worse Than India Losing To Pakistan In The World Cup

Yeah, Pakistan won. We think it’s commendable that they’ve managed to pull off greatness when some of us literally had no hope for them. Because the India-is-going-to-win narrative always comes up. They proved their ability to kick asses on the field and went back home with heads held high. It’s a bummer for India but the sportsmanship spirit shown during the World Cup was commendable. We’re slightly disappointed that India lost the World Cup match with Pakistan. But, guess what? There are even worse things than that. 

Forgetting to delete the ‘Mallu Aunty’ search on Google

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Watching the Arabic version of Omar Lulu’s Oru Adaar Love

People who say “Feminism enthina, equality varatte”

Unsolicited ‘alochanakal’ coming your way just when you turn 20

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When your Amma buys a new chooral vadi from the market

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When you’re told to open your room’s door because privacy enthina le

Fafa crying

Just Malayali Things Worse Than India Losing To Pakistan In The World Cup

Riding your bike on a hot day only to realise it is about to rain

And when you have to sleep with your parents, you wake up to sex sounds

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That chocolate you hid in the fridge is in your sibling’s tummy

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Forgetting to charge your phone and KSEB cuts off the electricity because repair work

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When the parking space you wanted is taken over by some shitty person

When that ammavan says “ithokke oru thamasha alle mole”

Getting a good hairdo to be ruined on a KSRTC bus ride, especially during the farewell party

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The last scene of Thanmatra

Just Malayali Things Worse Than India Losing To Pakistan In The World Cup

When you break your parents’ precious cutlery

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The neighbour sees you getting dropped home by a boy

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Getting our vishu kaineetam taken away by Amma

When a 2 mark question comes for 10 marks in an exam

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Seeing the ur veetile kozhi mota idaling in neighbours de veed and they refuse to give the egg to you.

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Aishwarya Gopinathhttps://pinklungicom.wordpress.com/
A foodie at heart, an aspiring novelist, and an enthusiastic writer by nature, I love to dig deep into culture and lifestyle of the place and people around me. I hope to make people cry, laugh, smile, angry, and satisfied with my writing.

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